12 Jan 2011

P-P-Penguin Prostitution


Thats right, one of the worlds most oldest profession isn't just limited to humans. I've just found out that some Penguins, from certain species, will whore themselves out. Even if they've found their 'life-penguins' a few females will have a quickie for pebbles, (to builds their nests). So the next time you see a penguin showing off its nest on MTV Cribs, you can guess what the lady penguin did to gain so many pebbles.

No one knows yet wether there are Penguin Pimps. Then again, how hard can it be to P-P-P-Pick up a Penguin.

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